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The Marble Platter | Personalised
from £35.00

Personalised Engraved Marble Platters

Elegant. Personal. Timeless.

Add a touch of luxury to your home or give a gift that's truly unforgettable with our beautifully engraved marble platters.

Crafted from natural marble, each platter features its own unique veining and character, making every piece one of a kind. Choose from our collection of professionally designed engravings, then make it your own by adding a name, date, short message or meaningful phrase.

Perfect for serving cheeses, antipasti, desserts or simply displaying as a beautiful keepsake, these platters combine everyday practicality with lasting elegance.

Perfect For

  • Wedding gifts

  • Anniversaries

  • Housewarming presents

  • Birthdays

  • New home celebrations

  • Mother's Day & Father's Day

  • Christmas gifts

  • Personal keepsakes

Personalise Your Platter

Choose one of our exclusive designs and customise it with:

  • Names

  • Initials

  • Special dates

  • Short quotes

  • Family names

  • Personal messages

Looking for something completely unique? Add our Custom Design Service and we'll create a bespoke engraving just for you.

Why You'll Love It

  • Premium natural marble

  • Precision laser engraved for a permanent finish

  • Every platter has its own unique marble pattern

  • Handmade and personalised to order

  • Beautiful enough to display, practical enough to use

  • Thoughtful gift for any special occasion

Whether you're celebrating a milestone or simply treating yourself, a personalised marble platter is a stylish keepsake that will be treasured for years to come.

The Chopping Board | Personalised
from £25.00

Handmade. Personalised. Made to Be Treasured.

Our beautifully engraved wooden chopping boards are designed to be more than just kitchen essentials—they're meaningful keepsakes that celebrate family, friendship and life's special moments.

Crafted from high-quality natural wood, each board showcases its own unique grain, ensuring no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Choose from our collection of exclusive engraved designs, then personalise your board with names, dates, family names or a special message to create something truly one of a kind.

Whether it's proudly displayed in the kitchen or used every day for preparing and serving food, your personalised chopping board is made to be admired for years to come.

Perfect For

  • Wedding gifts

  • Anniversaries

  • Housewarming presents

  • Birthdays

  • New home celebrations

  • Christmas gifts

  • Mother's Day & Father's Day

  • Family kitchens

  • Cheese and grazing boards

Make It Yours

Choose from our growing collection of professionally designed engravings and personalise your board with:

  • Family names

  • First names

  • Initials

  • Special dates

  • Meaningful quotes

  • Favourite recipes

  • Personal messages

Want something completely unique? Simply add our Custom Design Service, and we'll create a bespoke design tailored specifically to your ideas.

Why You'll Love It

  • Premium quality solid wood

  • Precision laser engraved for a permanent finish

  • Each board features its own unique natural grain

  • Handmade and personalised to order

  • Beautiful enough to display, practical enough to use

  • A thoughtful gift that lasts for years

Whether you're creating a memorable wedding gift, celebrating a new home, or adding a personal touch to your own kitchen, our engraved chopping boards are crafted to become cherished keepsakes for every occasion.

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Get Tae Fuck | Dotted Pastel Pattern Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
from £25.00
Bright colours. Blunt message. Zero apologies.

Why blend in when you can make your point from across the room?

Our Get Tae Fuck Pattern T-Shirt combines vibrant patterned lettering with one of Scotland's most iconic phrases, creating a design that's as bold as your personality. The colourful print draws people in... then the message does the rest.

Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt, this classic unisex tee delivers everyday comfort with a healthy dose of Scottish attitude. Perfect for festivals, holidays, BBQs, pub gardens or simply letting your T-shirt handle awkward conversations.

Features

🎨 Vibrant patterned Get Tae Fuck back print
👕 Printed on a 100% Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
💪 Heavyweight fabric for everyday durability
🎯 Classic unisex fit
🧵 Taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and shape retention
🎁 Ideal gift for lovers of Scottish humour, sarcasm and statement clothing
🇬🇧 Designed and printed to order in the UK

Warning: May instantly increase your personal space.
Get Tae Fuck | Floral Heavy Blend Hoodie
from £35.00
Polite? Never heard of it. Pretty? Absolutely.

Who says telling someone to jog on can't look fabulous?

Our Get Tae Fuck Floral Hoodie combines unapologetic Scottish humour with a bright retro floral design, proving you can be sweet as a daisy while still making your feelings crystal clear. It's bold, funny and guaranteed to turn heads—whether you're wandering round a festival, walking the dog or just avoiding unnecessary conversations.

It's thick, cosy and built for everyday wear. Soft on the inside, savage on the outside.

Features

🌼 Vibrant floral Get Tae Fuck back print
🧥 Soft heavyweight cotton blend for all-day comfort
🦘 Spacious front kangaroo pocket
🎯 Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
💪 Ribbed cuffs and waistband for lasting comfort
🔥 Classic unisex fit
🎁 The perfect gift for lovers of Scottish banter and sarcastic humour

🇬🇧 Designed and printed to order in the UK

Warning: May dramatically reduce unwanted conversations.
Powered by Burgers | Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
from £25.00
Fuelled by beef, cheese and questionable life choices.

For those who believe every problem can be solved with a proper burger, this tee says it all. Featuring our retro-inspired "Powered by Burgers" graphic with a happy burger and its equally enthusiastic sidekick, it's the perfect shirt for BBQ lovers, takeaway addicts and anyone whose dietician has given up trying.

Printed on a premium Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton t-shirt, it's built for everyday comfort whether you're flipping burgers, hitting the pub, heading to a festival or simply making everyone hungry.

Features
🍔 Original Sarcastic Squirrel design
👕 Printed on a heavyweight t-shirt
🌿 100% cotton
💪 Durable fabric with taped neck and shoulders
🔥 Classic unisex fit
🎁 Great gift for burger lovers, BBQ fans and foodies
🇬🇧 Printed to order in the UK

Warning: May cause sudden burger cravings and an uncontrollable urge to order fries.
Smart Never Goes Out of Style | Heavy Blend Hoodie
from £35.00
Brains are always in fashion.

Forget following trends—being clever never goes out of style.

Featuring our retro-inspired Smart Never Goes Out of Style graphic with a cheerful brain mascot and the reminder to "Keep it clever," this hoodie is for thinkers, creators, problem-solvers and anyone who knows personality beats popularity every time.

It's soft, warm and built for everyday comfort. Whether you're studying, working, grabbing coffee with friends or just embracing your inner genius, this hoodie makes a statement without saying a word.

Features

🧠 Exclusive Smart Never Goes Out of Style back print
🧥 Printed on a Heavy Blend Hoodie
🦘 Large front kangaroo pocket
🎯 Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
💪 Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a comfortable fit
🔥 Classic unisex fit
🎁 Perfect gift for students, teachers, graduates, book lovers and lifelong learners

🇬🇧 Designed and printed to order in the UK

Warning: Side effects may include overthinking, solving problems and correcting other people's spelling.

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